Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet
Crouched on a tuffet,
Collecting her shell-shocked wits,
There dropped (from a glider)
An H-bomb beside her –
Which frightened Miss Muffet to bits.
-Paul Dehn
Borrowed from Reflections on a Gift of Watermelon Pickle
Naked On A Strange Planet 
Little Miss Piggy
Waits obediently,
For Kermits reply, oh my,
Till down fell a missile,
And dear me on the aisle,
Which tore Miss Piggy from Kirmy.